"Tiga" is three

We've heard about this 'kayu harimau' a lot lately. It is not a new discovered species of plant, comparable to tongkat ali or something. It is also not a type of 'mystical' wood like kayu koka. It is just a direct translation of the infamous golf player from English into Malay language.. hehe..

Picture: Me, trying to handle the huge kite, not trying to impress the bikini babes nearby.

I've read somewhere that he has been associated with up to thirteen women other then his wife, and some of these women have stepped forward and confessed their affairs. Why bother? It is like this is new to them, everybody is loyal to their one and only wife, and never happened before in their culture. He has money, he is a millionaire, he can practically gets whatever he wants. And he is also tall, dark and handsome (isn't that the criteria they always looked for?). Of course all ladies will come after him. Sekali petik, sepuluh yang datang tauuu...

It is like having a tsunami or volcanic eruption huh. Following the disaster, one after another victims will be discovered and the number will continue to grow. Same situation here. After the first scandal was exposed, one by one, the affairs have gone public. Huh, what an earthquake! The different is, everybody is alive.

For those men out there, think twice, maybe ten times, before you try to have an affair. If you really need to have 'another one', do it lawfully, as polygamy is allowed for Muslim.

But before that, go on and read the following joke, got it from my mailing list...

Al-kisah seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi..

Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah

Isteri : Kenapa pula?

Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, “satu” is one, “dua” is two, “tiga” Isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!.

Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang
“singular” dan “plural”

Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?

Isteri : Satu tu “Singular“; dua atau lebih “Plural”

Suami : Contohnya?

Isteri : 'One car' sebagai singular, 'two cars' sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

Suami : Ohhh… tambah huruf “s” untuk yang plural

Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang

Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?

Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka
abang MAMPUS, tambah “s” je, kan ?

Lepas daripada tu, si suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi.

P/S: This is my lucky 100th posting, hope the blog will continue to thrive...